Saturday, April 10, 2010

Iditots

I thought today was going to be a great day for me. I couldn't have been wrong. Y'all know that I can't stand stupid people. So after I got my hair cut today, we were having a little conversation, which is not something out of the norm. Well the subject of genealogy came up. There was an idiot that makes me wonder why in the fuck do people like that exist. How do you not know who the fuck you are and where you are coming from? Seriously,  I didn't expect nothing less from this character cause this is the same character that can be categorized as the "unsub" from Criminal Minds (by the way I love that show as well as First 48). He is creepy as fuck and he looks like the type that you wouldn't and shouldn't leave around your child(ren). What i don't understand is why every time I am in the barbershop, he is in the barbershop. This fucker ain't getting no damn haircut because the bitch has braids.The conversation really bothered me because it is one thing to be wrong about what you are saying, but it is another thing to be arrogant and cocky with your wrongness. This fucker makes me want to advocate abortion and I don't believe in that shit.

Second incident was when I went to the store after I had gotten home from the shop. How i the fuck you make over $100 worth of groceries and can only afford $40 worth. Yes I said make groceries, I am hood all the way and will not conform until it is time for me to clock in for work. LMAO! But seriously, that is a total wast of time and embarrassing as hell for you. This update is going to be short, because I am sleepy as hell at the moment. Man I will tell you this shit is for the birds. I mean the these stupid people. I just pray that I don't have to fuck him up one day. Y'all just pray for me.

Snake

Friday, April 9, 2010

Welcome 2 My World

I have thought about doing this for a while now. Today marks the day that I start a journey that should be fun. My name is Kaminsky Evans aka Snake. Many know my struggle and plight but hopefully this will give you some insight to my method of madness. Not all updates will be whimsical some will make you think .Before we go further I will say this, I don't care about your damn feelings as these will be my thoughts. My pain. My struggle. MY FUCKING LIFE! Sit down shut up and enjoy the fucking ride.

I got the nickname snake, due to the pets I choose to have. Which are snakes. Currently residing with me, I have Tuesday and Nikko which are both ball pythons. We will discuss them as this progress. I am a proud snake owner and can't stand people who have something to say about my people. Well I say fuck you hoes. I mean really, when you look at the word "individual" what do you find? Can you please actually learn how to be one. Also, the reason that I have my snakes is to keep me grounded. Some may say that is bullshit, but it is the truth. Trust me once I get the nerves to tell that story I will.

Secondly, I have an addiction to technology (mainly cell phones) and shopping. I will admit it, I am a shopaholic. I have not been doing that lately because I have been playing the role of a responsible adult. Which is fucking hard. I never knew been an adult was so freaking hard. Currently my favorite pieces of techiness or geeky gadgets are my new laptop and forever and always, my best friend, my blackberry. That is the best thing in the world to me. Now don't get me wrong, I love phones with a passion, however, I haven't come across a phone that can do all the things that my blackberry can do and I actually like it. That's right folks, I don't like the iPhone. I mean the phone is cool, but had it not been on a crappy ass network, I probably would have love this the phone. I have my heart set on the HTC HD2. Who knows, I will have a techie post to explain that. While we are the tech talk, I derived another nickname, Da Ghetto Paparazzi. I got that name for the thousands of pictures that I took on my many nights at the clubs and different family events. I will be resurrecting him as well...

Thirdly, I am not one that will bite my tongue on any subjects. I have been know to speak my mind and not care about the end result. Which is me all the way. I have been that way since forever. I will change and I have but there is some people that command that type of attention from me. I say this to say, I, KAMINSKY AKA SNAKE, CAN NOT STAND STUPID FUCKING PEOPLE! Y'all will get an ear full of me ranting and raving about these people. Especially the ones that kiss ass to make it in life. I can't stand you bitches. There are a couple that work with me that does this shit religiously. It makes it hard for people like me, who actually work for what they want, to make it in any job that they do.

Fourth, I am who I am. I have never gotten of line with people who didn't warrant it or didn't need it. I have been who am I since my creation on this Earth. I was not brought here to kiss anyone's ass. I don't care that you may feel that I am to rogue-ish. I have problem with people who don't accept who they are. What mean by that, if you have a damn job, please act the part. BATHING IS APART OF HAVING AND KEEPING A JOB!!! If you have children, act the part. LOOKING AND FEELING LIKE A MILLION BUCKS, WHILE YOUR CHILD(REN) LOOKS LIKE A BOOK OF FOOD STAMPS, IS NOT BEING A PARENT!!!!

This is just the beginning of what will be a wild ride. I hope that you guys enjoy y9ur stay! Welcome to Da Snake Den! Please don't tap the glass as the animals here are off their fucking meds.